My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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