You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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