I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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