Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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