Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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