I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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