Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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