I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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