your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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