I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Randomize
