I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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