I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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