Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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