...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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