I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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