Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
