I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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