Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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