Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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