you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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