Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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