just come out here and I will go home with you...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
