shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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