Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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