I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
