I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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