"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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