....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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