so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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