We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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