if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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