I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
