GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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