Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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