I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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