Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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