are you still at the devil's house?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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