sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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