found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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