so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
