I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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