If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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