what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
My ass is underappreciated
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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