I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
There's always time for handjobs
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
COCAINE IS GR8
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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