Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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its like you know when i get waxed
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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