is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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