Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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