If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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