There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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