Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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