if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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