We need to rekindle our bromance
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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