Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
